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MIDDLE SCHOOL FUNSHOPS!

(EVERY FIRST SATURDAY OF THE MONTH AT 10:00 am IN THE PORTABLE)

Our first ever MIDDLE SCHOOL FUNSHOP was a big hit. The older kids helped out (and learned a lot about GIVING focus), and the younger kids were the stars of the day. Here's the pics to prove it!

Bright and early on Saturday morning, and our first batch of Middle Schoolers show up right on time... Our first indication that things would be very different on this day. Little did these kids know that their lives were about to take on a horrifying transformation. They were about to become... Addicted to Improv.

These are your children... These are your children on Improv. No longer sitting passively in front of the TV or X-box, these kids are dancing a merry jig with a math teacher sporting massive chops. These kids are out of control.

Fortunately, we also have a few fleeting moments of zen for the kids. This was taken during the transindental (Not a real word) meditation training. Kids are encouraged to clutch their own faces and twist wildly at them like a gumby doll. Were not sure what this teaches... but it's good for the soul.

Improv is not all fun and games... sometimes you have to wait in line for the fun and games.

Of course, admission into the junior Challengers is not easy. These kids had to endure numerous challenging interviews where they were grilled on their past affiliations, unique skills, and whether they had ever "Blended ocelots."

Our main goal, as always, is to teach kids how to drive. Now, we're not crazy, so we never let them near a real car, but we can simulate actual driving conditions with uncanny accuracy with just four chairs and a pretend steering wheel. These youngsters will be menacing the highways in no time.

And, of course, we always strive to cater to our Middle Schooler's every whim. Whether it be shining their shoes with an invisible mop, or just giving unwanted grooming tips, we are there to serve.

We could not be more pleased with our first MIDDLE SCHOOL FUNSHOP and we are looking forward to the next and many more... ON THE FIRST SATURDAY OF EVERY MONTH!

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